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Title: My Human Has Separation Anxiety Duration: 60 seconds Aspect Ratio: 9:16 Style: Realistic 3.0 Language: English Character: Golden Retriever (adult), wearing headphones, sitting at a podcast desk with a microphone. Warm, professional podcast room setting. Tone: Serious, deadpan, gentle roast. Fast hook + continuous examples + final punchline twist. Scene Breakdown 0s - 4s: Opening Hook The Golden Retriever sits at the podcast desk, wearing headphones, facing the microphone with a serious expression. Dialogue: "People keep saying dogs have separation anxiety." (Pause, leans forward slightly) "I think my human has it." 4s - 12s: Evidence #1 Dialogue: "Every morning, he says goodbye like he's leaving for war. It's a job, Kevin. You work fifteen minutes away." 12s - 22s: Evidence #2 The dog raises one paw as if making a point. Dialogue: "Then he checks the pet camera at work... to watch me do absolutely nothing. I'm asleep, Kevin." 22s - 34s: Evidence #3 The dog tilts its head, mimicking the owner's tone. Dialogue: "At noon, he sends me voice messages. 'Hey buddy, miss you so much.'" (Looks at camera, deadpan) "Sir... I cannot open the app." 34s - 46s: Evidence #4 (Climax) The dog leans closer to the microphone. Dialogue: "And when he gets home? He drops his bag, runs across the room, and hugs me like I came back from the moon. I was here the whole time." 46s - 56s: Core Conclusion Dialogue: "I'm not the one with separation anxiety. I take naps, stretch, maybe judge a squirrel. He's the one crying over office Wi-Fi because the pet cam froze." 56s - 60s: Final Punchline The dog sits up straight, looking directly at the camera with a calm, final-judgment tone. Dialogue: "And somehow... I'm the emotional one?" Slow blink. End.